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What your phone really says about you: the harsh truth! Part 1

Let's be honest: we've all judged someone by their phone. Whether we're trying to get a fix on someone the first time we meet them or casually identifying fellow Android fans in the line at a bank or somewhere else, you can tell a lot about a person by their phone.

So let's take a look at what your phone says about you.

What kind of phone do you have?

iPhone 4: You're either a hipster or you enjoy being on the cusp of technology... from five years ago.
Nexus 5: You're one of us. You know the secret handshake. Welcome.
Galaxy S6 Edge: You love to show off. Money is no object. You may have recently switched over from an iPhone 6 or you may have bought every successive Galaxy phone since the Galaxy S2.
Nokia 3310: You're my dad. lol. Or my friend who constantly breaks phones. You love to brag about your two-week battery life in a vain attempt to justify what you're doing. But it's not OK. Stop it.
Moto G: You're either very good at sniffing out the best value Android phones or you lose phones so much it makes sense not to spend too much on them.
Lamborghini phone: Who are we kidding? Who has ever bought one of these? You have more money than sense, in that typical way where you actually think this US$6,000 abomination looks good.
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Money can't buy good taste. / © Lamborghini

What condition is your phone in?

Pristine condition: your phone is either brand spanking new or you really, really look after your gadgets. Either way, you probably have good personal hygiene and a tidy bedroom.
Scratched up but otherwise OK: Your phone is your sidekick but you'd never weigh it down with an awful case. Like kids breaking bones, phones need to live and learn.
In a case but scratched to hell anyway: You think that a protective case means you can treat your phone like crap. Your display is all scratched up because your keys and phone share a pocket and your speakers are crammed full of pocket lint.
Cracked screen for months: You just don't care anymore. You wear clothes three or four times before washing them, haven't vacuumed in months, ignore that squeak in your car until a wheel falls off and are probably always late with your taxes.


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