I was at the airport sometime back and a woman came to say
hello. Of course, I greeted her politely. Again, she came and I did same thing.
Again, she came and I was still my smiling self. This went on like 20 times and
she brought many people to see me! When it was time to board
the plane, I was
on a queue and suddenly had a slap on my back! It was the woman and she said,
‘Abebelube’ (Yoruba word for a more-than-smart person) and laughed. I was hurt!
But I just grinned and said ‘thank you ma.’
The normal Funke Akindele would have reacted but I just
reminded myself of the status. But I am human! I remember having fever, went to
the clinic, was asked to run a test and as my doctor attended to me, another
doctor passed by and said in everyone’s hearing that, ‘Funke Akindele came for
a pregnancy test!’ Though he was joking, what if those people picked it up and
the rumour spread? Even if I came for a pregnancy test, am I not entitled to my
privacy? It is not too enviable a world.''
But it comes with its reward too
ReplyDeleteShut up joor with ur ugly face, u should be happy at least!
ReplyDeleteSee who is talking r u more beautiful dan she is,animal like u.
DeleteShut up joor with ur ugly face, u should be happy at least!
ReplyDeleteCassy come 2 think of it, u look like her ooo buh she's finer lol
ReplyDeleteLol the two of u are not up to me in. Anyway as u can see! Al u do is hide under anonymous and talk trash.lol
DeleteEse oº°˚˚˚ @anon 15:07 Madame cassy are u finer dan her??? Mshewww..nonsense!
ReplyDeletePrettier than u as well, can't u see me? Goat
DeletePrettier than u as well, can't u see me? Goat
DeleteWhat is ur name caus? abi cassy? okay is tru dat u were d one dat dress nicked d other day okay agbaya somebody said dat a woman slap her on her back unexpectedly so u nw said she should be happy okay I remember u were d one dat tru tru nicked on abulegba rod dat day okay u re still trying 2 recover frm ur illness sorry is nw I remember ode ngbeke vilage girl Lol.
ReplyDeleteU can kiss my left ass... Tongue out
Delete@cassy take a chill pill biko! Stop hating! U can never get famous... sorry abt dat. old fool.
ReplyDeleteFamous? how do u mean? Get a life u billy the goat. Why hide under anonymous? Lol
DeleteB*tch don't hate d player, hate d game. U can't get any popular than u already are now. Hating on a successful lady like Funke Akindele won't make ur candle brighter o. So pour all those hatred 2 d witches dat followed u from ur village down 2 lagos. Lasu imgbeke oshi
ReplyDeleteDid u go to skool? Lol, am too much of a woman to envy my fellow woman! Pls show me that ur cursed face so that I see wat u look like! Kiss my pussy!
Delete@cassie,tho I don't no u and u don't no me eida.if am asked to rate ur level of inteligence and size of ur brain by ur last comments,I give u a 0.1 and datz dash mark. Gosh u so dumb.
ReplyDeleteAbeg make una give cassy abi cassing a break pls na beg I dey beg
ReplyDeleteCassy, bush u, ar so joblex dat u replyed all,na whaoo.
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